7am waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on & on, everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the campsite
Gotta hitch a ride
I see some men!

Hello my name's Annie
Please sir can you help me?
Can you take me half way
Half way to Camp Crystal Lake?

It's Friday, Friday
Gonna get slashed on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the bloodshed (bloodshed)
Friday, Friday
Run real fast on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the bloodshed.

Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Run, run, run, run
Oh my God where are all of my friends?

7:45 we've arrived at the campsite
It's so kitsch, I think I could die
Rum, rum, think about rum
Lets all have a drink
I got this, you got this
Gonna have sex tonight - ey
I got this, you got this
Now lets do it

If I'm not mistaken
Is that Kevin Bacon?
Your time is up babe
An arrow in the neck

It's Friday, Friday
It's goin' down on Friday
There's three dead, but nobody
Seems to be leaving (Leaving
Friday, Friday
Killing kids on Friday
There's three dead but nobody
Seems to be leaving

Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Run, run, run, run
Oh my God where are all of my friends?

It is Jason's Birthday
Today it is Friday
He he he so excited
He so excited
He's gonna kill some kids today

Tomorrow is Saturday
But that doesn't matter because most of the cast bar one are going to die and all in equally horrific and bloody ways
Tonight their lives are going to end!

J.V. Jason Vorhees
J chillin' at the bottom
Of the lake
I'm drownin', dyin'
Mum help, mum has helped
By slayin' all 'dem hoes
Puttin the son in Ja-son
Yeah that is me
My mum has got them, makin 'em scream
Shoutout to Betsy Palmer, she played my mum
C'mon Alice run

It's Friday, Friday
Get my gut stabbed on Friday
Oh my God, what, who's this nice old lady? (Lady)
Friday, Friday
Getting stabbed on Friday
Oh no she isn't nice she's trying to kill me

Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Run, run, run, run
Oh my God where are all of my friends?

It's Friday, Friday
Kill the old bitch on Friday
Pamela's dead, but Jason seems to be stirring (stirring)
Friday, Friday
Behead your mum on Friday
Pamela's dead but Jason seems to be stirring

Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Run, run, run, run
Oh my God where are all of my friends?

Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Murdering, murdering (SCREAM)
Run, run, run, run
Oh my God where are all of my friends?